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I/We are looking for
Professional couple seek other professional couple for friendship and other erotic and intimate behaviours. They should be secure in their relationship and sexuality. He is straight and she is occasionally bi (but the other female being bi is far from necessary). We enjoy watching and being watched, touching and feeling, and if everyone is comfortable, full swap (our favorite).
Describe Yourself:
HER - (described by him) - Sexy 43 year old, dark brown eyes you could fall in to, long dark brown hair, 34B, 5'5", about 165 pounds, but a wonderful figure. She is also fully shaved in the right areas and very orgasmic. She is intelligent, sharp wit, knows what is sexy, and is her own person. She is the most erotic creature I've had the pleasure of knowing in my 48 years on this earth.
Him - (described by her) - Sexy 48 year old, blond hair with beautiful blue eyes, neatly groomed beard, great butt, 5'9", 180ish pounds, smart and witty, and an incredible lover. He is, as you may have already guessed, is quite the charmer. I think he is quite possibly the most perfect man on earth. ;-)
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
We've been active in the lifestyle for about a decade now. We've found it has drawn us closer in our relationship than we thought possible. Fantasies? We've lived most of them and are working on coming up with some new ones.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
We are not interested in single males. Please respect our wishes.
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